Bo Burnham - Kill Yourself,

Verse 1:
 
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Have you ever felt sad or lonely?  
 
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall? 
 
Bb
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only 
 
C
I was anybody else at all." 
 
F
 
They like to kick you 
 
Dm
when times get rough 
 
Bb
And you give your all 
 
C
 
But it's not enough 
 
 
Bb
                          
C
And sticks and stones might break your bones 
     
F
         
Gm
         
Dm
  
C
  
But words can break your heart 
     
Bb
                
C
And if you don't know where to go 
      
F
        
Gm
       
Dm
  
C
I'll show you where to start 
 
Chorus:
 
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Dm
Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute 
 
C
You'll be happy that you did it 
         
Bb
Just go over to your oven 
 
And shove your head in it 
 
F
               
Dm
Kill yourself, really, you should do it 
        
C
There's really nothing to it 
      
Bb
Just grab a mug 
 
And chug a cup of lighter fluid 
 
Verse 2: 
 
F
I sound un-empathetic 
 
Dm
I sound mean and rude 
 
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic 
 
C
                         
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And I don't want to be misconstrued 
                     
Dm
Signs of depression go overlooked 
       
Bb
So if you're depressed 
       
C
Then you need to book 
   
Bb
A
 therapy session 
         
C
Talk about your depression 
 
F
     
Gm
           
Dm
   
C
Let a professional hear it 
      
Bb
               
C
But if you search for moral wisdom 
   
F
      
Gm
     
Dm
   
C
in Katy Perry's lyrics, then 
 
Chorus 2: 
 
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Dm
Kill yourself, it won't be painful 
 
C
If you are able 
    
Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll 
 
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Dm
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it 
 
C
There's a trigger, pull it 
 
Bb
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet 
  
Verse 3:
 
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Stick your tongue in a plug 
 
Dm
Suck a pipe of exhaust 
 
Bb
Make some toast in the tub 
 
C
Nail yourself to a cross 
 
F
Hold your breath till it's gone 
 
Dm
Drink a gallon of mace 
 
Bb
Be gay in Iran 
 
C
Let Oprah sit on your face 
 
Outro: 
 
F
Jump off of a bridge 
 
Dm
Skinny dip in a flood 
 
Bb
Sky dive attached to a fridge 
 
C
Drink a Haitian guy's blood 
 
F
Break into the zoo 
 
Dm
Give a tiger a shove 
 
Bb
Eat a Phillips head screw 
 
C
                
F
Marry Courtney Love