Bo Burnham - From God's Perspective,

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The books you think I wrote are way too thick 
 
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Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out 
               
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you shouldn't be a dick 
 
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And I don't watch you when you sleep 
 
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Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a fucking creep 
  
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You're not going to heaven 
                      
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Why the fuck did you think I'd ever kick it with you 
                 
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None of you are going to heaven 
 
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There's a trillion aliens cooler than you 
 
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You shouldn't abstain from rape just because 
                 
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you think that I want you to 
 
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You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do 
  
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through him speaking: 
(It's pretty obvious just don't fucking rape people  
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.) 
  
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I don't think masturbation is obscene 
 
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It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing 
      
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I've ever seen 
             
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You make my job a living hell 
 
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I sent gays to fix overpopulation 
             
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Didn't that go well 
  
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You're not going to heaven 
                
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Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns 
                 
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None of you are going to heaven 
               
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You're not my children you're a bad game of sims 
 
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You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think 
        
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that I want you to 
 
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You can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit 

 
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through him speaking: 
(I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line 
at the fucking deli aisle?) 
 
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You argue and you bicker and you fight 
 
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Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night 
      
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Over what they think is true 
 
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But no one entertains the thought that maybe god 
          
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does not believe in you 
  
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You pray so badly for heaven 
                 
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knowing any day may be the day that you die 
                   
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But maybe life on earth could be heaven 
                          
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Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try 
 
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My love's the type of thing that you have to earn 
              
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And when you earn it you won't need it 
 
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I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to 
 
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If you want love then the love is gonna come from you